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Age 58 From New Port Richey, Florida - Online - Yesterday
Man Seeking A Woman

Basic Information

First name  
Jim
I Can Speak  
English
I Would Describe Myself As  
Funny, humble, laid back, watching the whole world go full retard.
If you don’t have a pic on your profile or you live more than 30 miles away, don’t bother wasting my time or yours.
I prefer dark hair, dark skin women, but I can make exceptions.
If you’re far left, not even trying, I will offend you every second of the day. If you are offended by now, keep reading, you be even more offended when you’ve read it all.
That being said, I am passionate, loyal, I fight for my own with a vengeance and I am an open book. I am retired Federal Law Enforcement, I presently contract as an armed officer and deliver new arrestees straight to jail.
Sign  
Aries

Appearance & Situation

My Body Type Is  
Curvy
My Height Is  
6' 0 (1.83 m)
My Eyes Are  
Blue
My Ethnicity Is  
Caucasian
My Marital Situation Is  
Divorced
I Have Kids  
Yes - Not At Home
I Want Kids  
Not Sure
My Best Feature Is  
Hands
Body Art  
Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is  
Grey
Willing To Relocate  
No

Status

My Education Level Is  
College Degree
My Current Employment Status Is  
Full-time
My Speciality Is  
Municipal / Law Enforcement
My Job Title Is  
Retired
I Make This Much In A Year  
$30,000USD To $44,999USD
I Live  
Alone
At Home  
All Is Calm
I'm A Smoker  
Yes - Socially
I Drink  
Yes - Socially

Personality

My Social Behavior Is  
Observant, Friendly, Comedic, Flirtatious, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are  
Family, Dining, Music, Tv, Movies, Internet, Games, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Playing Cards, Camping, Computers
My Idea Of A Great Time Is  
Hanging Out With Friends, Trying New Things, The Movies, Relaxing, Sleeping, Playing Video Games, Tv, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum
An Ideal First Date Would Be  
Dinner in or out
I've Always Wanted To Try  
Sky diving
My Friends Describe Me As Being  
Friendly, Cool, Goofy

Views

My Religion Is  
Spiritual But Not Religious
I Attend Services  
Never
My Political Views Are  
Conservative
My Goal In Life Is  
Be happy and stable
My Kind Of Humor Is  
Clever, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy

Taste

On Tv, I Always Watch  
News, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A  
Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Thriller, Adult
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To  
Rock, Metal, New age, Punk
When I Read, I Always Read  
Ancient, Fiction, Humor, Satire, Science, Science Fiction
My Idea Of Fun Is  
Being intimate with my woman

Looking for

What Do You Find Attractive?  
Wit, Flirtatiousness, Spontaneity, Oddities, Boldness, Sensitivity, Empathy, Great Skills, Humor, Good Looks, Thoughtfullness, Intelligence
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?  
Intimate, Committed
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